Amir is a ball.

Should we get a new one? I don't even know what part is what.

"Let's get inspired. Let's take advantage of our conditions."
This statement ended up being much less inspiring when I asked him to elaborate on what he meant. I was hoping for some magic. I was expecting an easy out, or rather, an easy in. Starting off on a new path for the day, something more predominant in my memory than my hours on Tumblr and my smart phone are currently inhabiting.

One person can play Scrabble. One person can clean the bedroom. As pattern proves, I don't even want help when with the cleaning. I should clarify. You do all the cleaning, but if I take a moment to organize and you're there to help, I will become much too overwhelmed by the assumption that I SHOULD be cleaning. Then, I stop. And you continue. And a play freecell on my phone while sitting on the toilet for the twenty minutes it takes you to finish the day-long clothes-folding project I had started.

Did you know cats don't really like being pet? Or most cats.

Writing goal: write with enough clarity and intention to not need to capitalize words for emphasis. If I didn't, currently, much tone would be lost, but let's be better than that.