Doughnut

"I had a doughnut of 'Duncan' variety on my date with my me. Will never need again. Shop was a perfect mix of employees probably currently attending a local-but-not-too-local high school, patrons excited by but totally savvy in urban living (commuting from Draper or Sandy) and your obvious "bottom of the barrel," "on their way back to hang out on the library's computers" folks. Both variations of clientele successful in reminding one why we (myself and myself on a date) shouldn't be eating this shit.

"But the coffee was great! Seemed like decent coffee brewed to be as watery as possible while still looking brown. My honest preference. 

"I hope you'll still marry me. 

"The thing with this weird dream was that I woke up thinking [Dunkin' Doughnuts] were amazing! A taste and texture I had to constantly dissuade myself from trying. Figured the worst that could happen is that they are as good as I was pretending (and as the delightful exterior (and interior, I have verified!!) would have marketed me to believe). And most likely just realize that they do not live up to my unrealistic dream-state standard. The later occurred. Hey I love you! It's okay if you don't kiss me for a few days while I detox it from my system."

Revised for moderate grammatical accuracy. Originally sent from iPod to Korey's iPhone.